“Who wrecked the Lego house?”
“That not was me!” in unison from the angelic 4-year-old twins.
The grammatical incorrectness aside the girls have learned this summer that when there are 5 other suspects around, denial is a good first defense. My Dad reminded me of the “Family Circus” cartoons where the “Not Me” ghost was responsible for all the mishaps at home. That ghost lives here now.